Score: 2

"How did this get on the front page?"

submission: Chuckles

date: October 6, 2004

I think the title of the review may very well summarize what is about to follow.

I'm -honestly- curious as to why this hasn't been blammed. Then again, I'm used to the way the site worked years ago, when an overall score of three was supposed to be impressive. Another thing that seems a bit awry is a good number of the reviews you've responded to, ACC. By my guess, it almost looks like you or some friends gathered together to give the thing some positive spam.

But enough with the conspiracy theories. I think the movie would have been so much better if it moved along faster; a bat does not take five seconds to fall three feet. In fact, I think this movie would have fulfilled its purpose much better if you made it really fast-paced, and had some heavy metal music in the background. The slow music and animation just makes the whole thing bland, moot, and ultimately boring.

Score: 8

"Interesting..."

submission: Fade to Black

date: July 10, 2004

For a second, I was expecting it to be a useless stream of still pictures and random words; but this was actually pretty thought-provoking. The whole idea was actually a pretty interesting concept, unlike most other pseudo-reflective movies.

Score: 8

"I feel the same way"

submission: Aura

date: February 12, 2003

I've felt the same way before. It seems like every time I talk to a stranger I somehow freak them out, and I always bring a conversation to a screeching halt when I open my mouth.

Score: 6

"I liked it..."

submission: The Martin 2

date: January 4, 2003

It reminded me of how I got started in flash, so it's kind of a nostalgic game.

Score: 9

"Very nice"

submission: When Angel Deserve to Die

date: November 4, 2002

I loved it. Good drawings, good animation. Certainly a hell of a lot better than my first flash movie, and probably better than any other movie I'll ever make. Bravo! And keep up the good work!

Score: 7

"I dunno..."

submission: GTE Happy Hour

date: August 8, 2002

But for some reason this is actually pretty funny. It's pretty sloppy, but funny.

Score: 8

"....."

submission: Barnyard Shenanigans!

date: September 22, 2001

Oh look, a cat flew into the scene.
He moves up and down and meows a couple of times.
Well, kinda sucks...
BAM!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAH AHA!!! YOU BLEW IT TO SMITHEREENEES!!!
I simply love these kind of movies: random, senseless humor. I'm surprised there aren't more entries like this.

Score: 0

"Hey!"

submission: testing loading butten

date: September 10, 2001

-Now I KNOW something's up because I DISTINCTLY remember writing a review for this. When I came back here recently I couldn't find my review, I even looked in my profile and couldn't find it. Either this site's messed up, I'm going paranoid, or I'm on to this guy.
-In my last review, I stated that this guy could be switching files (like the guy who made fun question mark), so eventually he'll put up a good movie and make those of us who put up bad reviews for this "butten" look like complete idiots.
-Or maybe he used to have a good movie here, then switched it to make people who wrote good reviews look like morons. Either way, something IS wrong.

Score: 2

"Blagh..."

submission: Sonic&Pals(Mario Twins 2)

date: September 10, 2001

It was somewhat entertaining, but it should've just been sonic in there (none of that mario stuff). And, I assume you have a really crappy microphone? (kinda like me). I would've rather had you give this idea to the people that made Mario Twins (that way, you'd at least get your name in the credits, and you wouldn't have to read all these "fuck you" reviews) And even if the sound quality was bad, you should've put more emphasis(?) into the mouth music.

Score: 5

"heh heh"

submission: Bob the Atog

date: September 6, 2001

That was a fricken' huge Atog! You should've made him use that tremendous power.