Score: 2

"How did this get on the front page?"

submission: Chuckles

date: October 6, 2004

I think the title of the review may very well summarize what is about to follow.

I'm -honestly- curious as to why this hasn't been blammed. Then again, I'm used to the way the site worked years ago, when an overall score of three was supposed to be impressive. Another thing that seems a bit awry is a good number of the reviews you've responded to, ACC. By my guess, it almost looks like you or some friends gathered together to give the thing some positive spam.

But enough with the conspiracy theories. I think the movie would have been so much better if it moved along faster; a bat does not take five seconds to fall three feet. In fact, I think this movie would have fulfilled its purpose much better if you made it really fast-paced, and had some heavy metal music in the background. The slow music and animation just makes the whole thing bland, moot, and ultimately boring.

Score: 8

"Interesting..."

submission: Fade to Black

date: July 10, 2004

For a second, I was expecting it to be a useless stream of still pictures and random words; but this was actually pretty thought-provoking. The whole idea was actually a pretty interesting concept, unlike most other pseudo-reflective movies.

Score: 8

"I feel the same way"

submission: Aura

date: February 12, 2003

I've felt the same way before. It seems like every time I talk to a stranger I somehow freak them out, and I always bring a conversation to a screeching halt when I open my mouth.